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夏天這麼熱 能把暗戀變成熱戀嘛

Summer so heat into a crush into love

在柴米油鹽的日子裡帶一束玫瑰回家

Bring a bouquet of roses home during daily necessities days

別欺負我 奧特曼是我好大哥

Don‘t bully me。 Altman is my big brother。

讓你人氣大增的朋友圈搞笑文案

講起道理小嘴叭叭 遇上事情眼淚嘩嘩

Talk about the truth small mouth bang meet things tears Hua Hua

我已經掌握了36種藏私房錢的方法,接下來只差錢了

I’ve mastered 36 ways to hide my own money。

分享日常這件事情太曖昧了 所以拉。屎這事我只和你說

Sharing this daily thing is too ambiguous, so I‘ll just tell you about shit。

讓你人氣大增的朋友圈搞笑文案

我一生普通 遇到最浪漫的事情 也只不過是玩鬥地主 被對方送了一朵玫瑰花

The most romantic thing i have ever encountered in my life was just playing against the landlord and being given a rose。

你怎麼胸小小的 說話吊吊的

How do you talk with your chest?

我已經用我最嗲的聲音了,你為什麼還在問這個說話的男人是誰?

I’m already using my cutest voice。 why are you still asking who is the man talking?

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談戀愛嗎 我負責整天在你面前嘰嘰喳喳 你負責聽和笑 還有揉揉我的腦袋就好了

Fall in love? I‘ll be in front of you all day, twitter。 you’ll listen and laugh and rub my head。

我一定要努力,讓那些嘲笑我的人,都被我笑死

I must try, let those who laugh at me, are laughed to death by me。

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他說我不是皮卡丘的弟弟,他覺得我是皮在癢

He said I wasn‘t Pikachu’s brother。 he thought I was itching。

今年夏天你們較量吧 我棄賽了 我就想跟我喜歡的男孩喝奶茶 吃燒烤

I quit this summer。 I wanted to have milk tea and barbecue with my favorite boy。

如果你要擁抱我請提前告訴我,我好把小肚子收起來

If you want to hug me, please tell me in advance so I can put my belly away。

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如果我有幸成為富婆,我將用畢生的金錢捍衛男模的尊嚴

If I am lucky enough to be a rich woman, I will spend my life defending the dignity of male models

如果你刷牙的時候覺得噁心乾嘔,那就不要再對著鏡子刷牙了

If you feel nauseous and retching while brushing your teeth, stop brushing your teeth in the mirror

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