朋友圈沙雕搞笑文案!

如果你愛上了別人一定不要告訴我,因為我可沒有你想象的那麼勇敢。

If you fall in love with someone else, don‘t tell me, because I am not as brave as you think。

睡姿決定我第二天的髮型,所以我的風格天天不同!

Sleeping position determines my hairstyle the next day, so my style is different every day!

朋友圈沙雕搞笑文案!

有人存你電話是為了打給你,但我不一樣,我是為了不接

Someone saved your phone to call you, but I’m different。 I‘m not answering

不要覺得我們單身的人很寂寞,你知道我們每天都在忙些什麼嗎?忙著給有物件的人提供情感上的建議

Don’t feel lonely when we are single。 Do you know what we are busy with every day? Busy giving emotional advice to someone you want

朋友圈沙雕搞笑文案!

做人就要像是一塊餅乾一樣,乾乾脆脆,可鹽可甜。

Life is like a biscuit, crisp and crisp, salt and sweet。

聽說今天月亮很圓,但我只看到了地上的六便士。

I heard that the moon is round today, but I only saw sixpence on the ground。

朋友圈沙雕搞笑文案!

不瞞你們說,只要是能用錢解決的問題,我一般都解決不了。

To tell you the truth, as long as it is a problem that can be solved with money, I can not generally solve it。

你社你的會 ,我富我的貴, 我們香水不犯花露水。

Your club, your money, I am rich, I am expensive, our perfume does not make toilet water。

朋友圈沙雕搞笑文案!

最好的朋友永遠都是錢包,它一瘦,我們就無比心疼。

The best friend is always a purse。 When it is thin, we will feel very sad。

就算我得不到你的人,我也要得到你的表情包!

Even if I can‘t get your man, I’ll get your expression bag!

朋友圈沙雕搞笑文案!

那些潑過我冷水的人,總有一天我會燒開了還給你。

Those who have poured cold water on me, I will bring them back to you one day。

我找不到理由讓我對你的愛繼續,就用恨來繼續吧,至少我能承認你還在。

I can‘t find any reason to let my love for you continue。 I’ll continue with hate。 At least I can admit that you are still there。

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