“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

我說天氣這麼晴了

I said it was so sunny

原來是你給我整無雨了

It turned out you gave me no rain

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

我是家裡唯一的火源

I‘m the only source of fire in my family

爸媽看到我就來火

My parents came to fire when they saw me

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

最近看牙醫 醫生問我

I was recently seen by the dentist, and the doctor asked me

怎麼年紀輕輕牙齒磨損這麼嚴重

How young teeth wear so badly

我說這些年都是咬著牙過來的

I said I’ve been biting my teeth all these years

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

我每天提醒自己一次:談戀愛要倒黴一年

I remind myself once a day that it takes a bad year to fall in love

給男人花錢倒黴三年 心疼男人倒黴一輩子

Give a man money bad luck for three years heartache man bad luck life

同情男人倒黴三生三世 水泥封心

Sympathy for the man‘s hapless three lives III cement seal heart

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

社交小技巧:在跟別人說話前先嘿嘿傻笑兩聲

Social tips: Hey, giggle twice before you talk to someone

這樣你不管做出什麼白痴的情對方都能理解了

So you can understand whatever idiotic love you make

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

這輩子最大的目標就是買東西時不用看價錢。

The biggest goal of my life is to buy things without looking at the price。

透過多年的努力。終於雙目失明瞭

Through years of hard work。 I’m finally blind

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

越來越不愛說話了,

I don‘t like to talk anymore。

最近打算去報個手語班

I’m going to report for a sign language class recently

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

我很大你忍一下

I‘m big you can’t stand it

我指的是脾氣

I mean temper

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

我要悄悄早睡 然後半夜叫醒所有人

I‘m going to go to bed quietly and wake everyone up in the middle of the night

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

我不光容貌焦慮 我還經濟焦慮 技術焦慮

I’m not just looking anxious, I‘m also anxious about my economy, I’m anxious about technology

成績焦慮 審美焦慮 社交焦慮 我都快焦糊了

Achievement Anxiety Aesthetic Anxiety Social Anxiety I‘m almost scorched

“就很陰陽怪氣的沙雕文案”

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