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今天晚上想約男朋友出去看電影

I‘d like to ask my boyfriend out to see a movie this evening

請問約誰的男朋友不容易被揍。

Whose boyfriend is not easy to beat up, please?

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別問我多大,問就31,離婚帶兩娃

Don’t ask me how old I am, ask 31, divorce with two

在大潤發殺魚,偶然去菜市場當狗

Kill fish in Darun and accidentally go to the vegetable market as a dog

其實我還有一個身份,在尼姑庵掃地

In fact, I also have an identity, in the nunnery sweep the floor

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再次申明一下 我的腦子秒懂是我腦子的事

Once again, my brain knows it‘s my brain

不是我本人的問題 我尊重我腦子的想法與選擇

It’s not my problem, I respect my thoughts and choices

我依舊是那個純潔的女孩子

I‘m still the pure girl

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公交車上剛剛丟了一部iphone12的人

A man who had just lost an iPhone 12 on the bus

麻煩你不要再往我的新手機上打電話了 謝謝

Please don’t call my new phone again, thank you

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你們誇美女一般都怎麼誇呀

How do you boast about beautiful women?

評論區可以教我一下嗎?

Can the comment area teach me?

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我剛剛泡腳 ,泡著泡著就很煩 腳都有人泡

I just bubbled my feet, and I was bored with bubbles

我沒有 我一生氣就把洗腳水都喝了我讓你泡!

I didn‘t, I drank all the water on my feet as soon as I got angry and I made you soak!

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你喜歡一個帥哥,請不要立刻採取措施,

You like a handsome guy, please don’t take any immediate measures,

你應該慢慢了解他

You should get to know him slowly

不久後你會發現他的朋友更帥

Soon you‘ll find his friend more handsome

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三句話讓男人給我花了18W。

Three sentences cost me 18W。

1。叫地主 2。超級加倍 3。明牌

1。 Call the landlord 2。 Super Double 3。 Ming card

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A:夏天這麼熱,能把暗戀變成熱戀嗎?

A: Summer is so hot, can you turn dark love into love?

B:不能,但是能把單身狗變成熱狗

B: No, but it can turn a single dog into a hot dog

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